Muff Snuffing

The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.
Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.
by teresa.is.a.slut August 05, 2011
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Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.
Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.
by Slagehammer October 03, 2019
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Muff Catcher

Some type of covering that women wear to cover their 'muffs' or
Strip clubs either have ladies with or without muff catchers.
by lady of knowledge December 06, 2009
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Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.
Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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muff soup

The process by which a male will fuck a girl so hard that he pops her hymen and she cums at the same time making a mix called muff soup
Thursday night I fucked this one ebony bitch and I hit that shit so hard her pussy just turned into some muff soup
by spunes February 28, 2019
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Muff Gruff

The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.
If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.
by Stevile September 03, 2011
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tree muff

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.
by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017
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