blueberry muff

something really really bad that the internet has banned

best blueberry muffs and cinni rolls

by dog12373 April 07, 2023

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 10, 2021

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 10, 2021

MOLDY MUFF

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.

After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.

by Porknbns June 27, 2019

Muff Cupped

Female version of sack tapping.

Did you see that? He just muff cupped that girl.

by NicoleMorgan June 03, 2016

eggy muff

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina

Erin has a eggy muff

by Pussyegg January 13, 2018

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 14, 2021