mouses tear

A small amount of liquid leaking from the bell-end just before a full ejaculation. Precum.

I had to stop half-way through a wank and ended up with a mouses tear to get rid of.

by Tosh August 22, 2004

Revolver Mousetrap

To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams

-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see

-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!

by CrudeWax January 20, 2022

Moose Stamp

Verb: The act of slapping someone with the labia, leaving a moose-hoof shaped mark.

Noun: The mark left from being 'Moose Stamped'.

Similar to the Mushroom Stamp, but performed by a woman.

The cashier tried to give Julie change for a $10 but she moose stamped him and got change for a $20 instead.

by DJ Clancy F October 15, 2010

Moose Bell

1. A deposit of skin hanging from the neck if a bull moose.

2. An excessively large and dangling male scrotum.

1. Shot a bull moose last week hunting in Alaska. Thing has a huge moose bell.

2. Frank's moose bell was too much for his girlfriend to gag down when he tea bagged her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2017

Party Moose

A term used to define your friend, when he or she is acting outrageous. Used in many situations, you can also refer to them as idiots.

Charlene stop being a PARTY MOOSE!!!

by Turtle20 October 29, 2010

Canadian Moose Hunter

When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus.

"Put on your Canadian moose hunter hat, there's a wild one"

by saddestbro April 1, 2021