moose

A kid that a man named Faye likes. He Haw. He has a really shiny mouth, due to his ginourmous braces. Moose always weres a hoodie that says Ranger on it.

"Ooh. Look Faye, it's moose."<pointing at a man that has ginourmous braces and a ranger sweater.>

by Deiter Louise May 9, 2005

moose poop

what to call someone if u find urself in a pickle and this person is bugging the shit outta u (like a laxative brownie =D )

ugh i cant believe u did that.. u moose poop!!

by alyssa c (amanda or alesha.. haha nat) June 6, 2003

moosedowner

someone who has a history of forcing retarded people into sex.

that is the third time hes screwed that girl with downsyndrome he is offically a moosedowner.

by Jason Richards US Air National Guard January 13, 2008

moosedownee

someone who is retarded, mentally ill, developmentally disabled or has down syndrome and has been sexually taken advantage of.

That guy had sex with my sister who has down syndrome and now she is a moosedownee.

Wow, shes a moosedownee, shes kinda hot for a retard.

My girlfriend has frontal lobe damage so i call her my moosedownee

by Jason Richards US Air National Guard January 13, 2008

Dear Moose

A Letter or scribbling received by a moosedowner from a moosedownee down syndrome girl. The letter says basically she just used him for sex and hes lame, and needs to frig off.

I woke up after having sex with that downie downs and found a Dear Moose Letter, For shame!

by Jason L Richards MEANG January 14, 2008

dirty moose

when a moosedowner is doing a moosedownee doggystyle and takes his finger and smears the moosedownees lower lip with feces giving the moosedownee a moustache.

Last night I heard he gave that parapalegic girl a dirty moose.

by Jason Richards Air Force National Guard January 19, 2008

moosedogg

a tall black man who will love you forever if you give him cocaine

moosedogg

by hrubhqdiubh May 3, 2018