Minecraft

Minecraft is basically a cool game filled with squares. Let me guess, you watch Dream SMP.

“So you playing Minecraft?”
“...”

“I like ya cut g”
*eternal screaming*

by Arctis January 31, 2021

Minecraft

The act of digging in a woman's vagina and crafting a child

You: Holy shit man, i just used the Minecraft technique today, shit was crazy

Your friend: Damn, seriously? Wish i got as many bitches as you dawg..

You: Why get bitches when you can become the bitch?

Your friend: You're telling me i should get Minecrafted?

You: Hell yeah

by LilRapNameHere23 June 6, 2022

Minecraft

The best game of all time!

Minecraft rocks!

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious April 10, 2022

Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper

"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft, a game created by our founding father, Philza Minecraft.

person A; who made minecraft?
person B; Pjilza Minecraft.

by EnragedBean March 26, 2021

minecraft

a (game) with 2 pixels max and a guy who breaks brick and wood

-Look at this 5 year old kid he is playing minecraft

by memesmemesmemesmemesmemesmemes February 10, 2019