Mason

Is usually a big nigga

I see a big nigga his name must be mason

by Vertyyourmom August 13, 2022

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

Mason

A person who agrees to play a game of Ludo but then stands you up once the game is created.

Julie, don't be a Mason, join the game.

by Tb515 December 3, 2023

Mason Nolyn Duran

A smoking motherfucker who is starting to get muscles and is proud of it. He is very nice and a good friend.

I want to date mason nolyn duran.

by mduran5 November 17, 2019

Mason

Goes to parks to meet up with lobbo, and then get caught. Also has laingaz.

Look at Mason, macking on with Lobbo

by Succulentyourmum March 10, 2022

mason

a very strange man that normally partakes in the studies and distribution of FNAF R34 (also doesn't shower)

mason is such a wierdo

by Big John Miller December 21, 2023

Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025