The future lifestyle assumed of an individual who is heavily tattooed. Often includes thugs, criminals, scummy teenagers, prostitutes and various other groups of unsavory people. Such people are headed for a dark and gloomy future involving crime, drug addiction and murder.
Friend 1: Did you hear, John got a new tattoo of barbed wire around his wrist?
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.
by Fagel12345 May 26, 2015
Get the Dumpster Lifemug. An expression used on the internet and Xbox LIVE meaning "for life." This phrase is making fun of when people use "4 life." It was popularized by Team ICE.
by TEAM NCIE November 22, 2009
Get the 5 lifemug. Death metal for christians.
by Taylor1989 December 9, 2008
Get the life metalmug. A term the technologically (mostly) illiterate throw around to demonstrate that they understand these newfangled computers. Formerly known as "good ideas."
A: "Did you know that if you take a shampoo bottle, pour some shampoo on your hand, and mush it into your head when you're in the shower, your hair will smell better? Lol, my favorite life hack!"
B: "Shut up."
B: "Shut up."
by delroah November 1, 2013
Get the life hackmug. i know how the rest of your life will be. you will get good grades to go to a good college to get the highest paying job you can and work for 50+ years, MAYBE get married, MAYBE have a couple kids, and then retire, travel around a bit, and die. makes you feel like life is a little pointless, doesn’t it.
by trappedinlife January 16, 2019
Get the the trap of lifemug. When you have several relationships in a short amount of time, but havent dated any of your ex-girlfriends for more than 2 weeks.
dating 3 girls in the same week but only knowing them on facebook means your living "The Tezzy Life"
by the gang696969 February 5, 2012
Get the The Tezzy Lifemug. The life obtained by the unshakable pursuit of the longevity of the utmost self advancement in all facets of ones life.
Me: "I just closed a $1,000,000,000 deal while enjoying three 21 years old virgins on my yacht with 100 year old cognac on my breath."
You: "Boss Life"
You: "Boss Life"
by The One That Lives The Life May 11, 2012
Get the Boss Lifemug.