Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022

Cagent(last emotion from blue channel)

When you're so utterly lost in your mind you can't escape

I can't see, I can only think, I'm feeling so cagent(last emotion from blue channel).

by Phg2o7 November 3, 2022

Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.

Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.

by stranger.1 May 22, 2024

last resort

The last way that you can do to accomplish the goal you want to be eventually able to reach, once everything else is no longer within your ability.

Retiring from watching YouTube regularly on a daily basis is the last resort I've to take, once the behavior requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube becomes difficult for me to meet anymore.

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

Last Demon Dance

Bunch of dumb kids that believe it is for a high ranking gang member/mafia

Last demon dance is fake

by :………..: May 15, 2023