Kleenex Kiss

Having a wank into a Kleenex tissue.

James: I'm not feeling too well
Ted: have a Kleenex kiss mate

by ShittyAussieDefinitions April 21, 2015

Australian Kiss

its like a french kiss but down under. boys say this to girls when they think they're getting sex.

"hey girl you want an Australian Kiss tonight"

by gashney boog May 31, 2015

Trunk Kiss

When you approach your car, lick the tip of your index finger, and clean the dirt, snow, or rain off the little backup camera mounted on the trunk for better visibility.

He walked up, gave the car a trunk kiss, got in and backed it out of the parking space, carefully checking the monitor on the dash.

by The Jeff S April 1, 2016

drunk kiss

When you go to a party and kiss another person, but they are completely schmacked. Technically doesn't count as a kiss because the person probably won't remember it.

guy: dude Paul finally got his first kiss last night at the party
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.

by yourmanpeter March 15, 2017

incomplete kisses

Being cut off by time and feelings but then realizing true feelings.

I'm thinking about our incomplete kisses

by Yzeewoj February 8, 2017

hippie kiss

A smoke trick where the person who inhaled the smoke blows it into another person's mouth. The two people do not touch mouths, the trick is to send the smoke in a smooth stream from one mouth to the other without it puffing all over your faces.

"I hope the fact that I want to hippie kiss with you doesn't make you think you actually have a chance with me."

by lilmiss420 September 30, 2012

chipmunk kiss

after blowing a guy, the giver secretly pockets his cum in her cheek, after which she gives him a big sloppy kiss, forcing him to taste his own cum.

"Jim really ticked me off, so the next time I blew him, I follwed that with a chipmunk kiss."

by kpmac December 26, 2011