Prioritizing your dick over everyone else in your life.
When your ego is so huge, it shrinks your balls.
Dudes with no ass posting man thong selfies.
When your ego is so huge, it shrinks your balls.
Dudes with no ass posting man thong selfies.
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"Dude did you see that guy posted a man thong selfies while making food? Do you think he ate shit particle sandwiches? Did he just pull a Kempy?"
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Man1: Hey dude did you see that new girl Kellymarie? Man2: Yeah, I've never met a Kellymarie before, she is beautiful.
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A usually large overweight female. Keelye is the mean one in her friend group and no one likes to be around her.
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Get the Kelly mug.keely finghurs is an amazing wife to her female husband. she is just keely and her instagram can be hacked very easily by the same person. she is a very cool and epic gurlie and we luv her and her dog and cat <3
1: is that keely fanning???? the one who had that wedding with her female husband?
2: no, its keely FINGHURS!! their wedding was amazing, you can never top it.
2: no, its keely FINGHURS!! their wedding was amazing, you can never top it.
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Get the keely fanning mug.An illness of being severely jealous and obsessed with a girl on TikTok who is a complete stranger to you. It ties in with also being a hating b*tch that is given a hypothetical crown in which named one the “queen of projection.” A KellyAalsethWhite immediately makes one a walking contradiction. Anyone with the KellyAalsethWhite disease will feel so holier than thou that they may degrade and ridicule a struggling single mother for going through a rough time financially, however, brings in her income by using her mouth as a goal to catch jizzballs and broadcasting it on the internet. Side effects of this disease include making you 100% low key racist, as well as a p*ssy scary clown who privates their accounts and talks sh*t on people who are sitting on their block list. There have been studies that this disease can be prevented if you avoid wish.com colored contacts.
Synonyms for this word include: Misfitpatriotsdivacup
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Synonyms for this word include: Misfitpatriotsdivacup
Yourfutureexwife4
Allzackshavesmallpeens
Kellncheeseluv
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