by VileGay September 21, 2023

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.
By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
by mofkn July 13, 2024

Rapidly-spreading behavioural disorder marked by inflated sense of self-importance & unwavering belief in deserving special treatment. Condition typically manifests in relentless demands to "see the manager" over trivial issues, an incessant need to complain, & a firm conviction that personal opinions are universal truths; & results in disruptions to social & professional environments, creating tension & stifling cooperation.
The afflicted ("Karens") possess a supernatural ability to detect non-existent customer service violations & are known to demand refunds for items they didn’t purchase. They travel in packs, known as a "Squabble of Karens," often seen in malls, coffee shops, or anywhere with Wi-Fi to fuel their social media rants.
Advanced cases extend beyond stores, leading to workplace disruptions, social isolation, & even public confrontations over perceived slights.
Societal impact includes creating division, hindering progress, & promoting a culture of discord. Online, their self-righteous activism clogs social media with misinformation & cancel-culture campaigns; while in communities, they spearhead NIMBY movements, opposing anything that doesn't align with their narrow worldview.
Professionally, they're notorious for stalling team projects & demanding recognition without merit, ultimately isolating themselves as they wonder why their brilliance isn’t rewarded.
Treatment: A heavy dose of humility, empathy, & exposure to diverse perspectives.
The afflicted ("Karens") possess a supernatural ability to detect non-existent customer service violations & are known to demand refunds for items they didn’t purchase. They travel in packs, known as a "Squabble of Karens," often seen in malls, coffee shops, or anywhere with Wi-Fi to fuel their social media rants.
Advanced cases extend beyond stores, leading to workplace disruptions, social isolation, & even public confrontations over perceived slights.
Societal impact includes creating division, hindering progress, & promoting a culture of discord. Online, their self-righteous activism clogs social media with misinformation & cancel-culture campaigns; while in communities, they spearhead NIMBY movements, opposing anything that doesn't align with their narrow worldview.
Professionally, they're notorious for stalling team projects & demanding recognition without merit, ultimately isolating themselves as they wonder why their brilliance isn’t rewarded.
Treatment: A heavy dose of humility, empathy, & exposure to diverse perspectives.
Her Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/) flared up again when the barista spelled her name wrong on the coffee cup, and she insisted on speaking to the manager to demand a free drink.
by SnarkVader August 14, 2024

She had gray hair in her thirties. Anti-vax. Mother of 3. ---->LIBERAL<---- Yup, she's the reason your manager called you to their office.
Skill level: 100000
Attack: 9999
Defense: UNYIELDING UNREASONABILITY
Special Move: Manager Manifest ~ Lvl. 100
Skill level: 100000
Attack: 9999
Defense: UNYIELDING UNREASONABILITY
Special Move: Manager Manifest ~ Lvl. 100
by Hugh Jestcock October 24, 2019

An annoying blond chick that will always ruin your day I know from experience there always being stupid to I’ve seen some run into poles so if you ever see one come up to you, just say duck off Karen.
Jeff: *Accidentally sprayed water on Karen*
Bob:ah shit here we go again.
Karen: Seriously did you just seriously spray water on me how rude.
Bob and Jeff : wtf😂😂😂
Bob:ah shit here we go again.
Karen: Seriously did you just seriously spray water on me how rude.
Bob and Jeff : wtf😂😂😂
by yeet92847 July 5, 2021
