Michael b Jordan

Michael b Jordan is the sexiest man alive

Michael b Jordan is my man

by April 30, 2023

Jordan Williams

Fat lazy cunt who enjoys dick in his ass and saying stuff about people's moms

Do you know Jordan Williams he dates a migit

by Tomzzy June 16, 2018

jordan case

Jordan case a very cool sexy stupid fun guy with a huge penis and gets the sexiest girls

Oh look at that sexy person he's such a jordan case

by Ryler case March 14, 2017

jordan higgins

lover of justin bieber, mediocre at running,half ass dick

Jordan Higgins is a avid listener of justin bieber and is very mediocre at running and not so good at having sex more room to improve

by david gang May 28, 2022

Jordan Poole Effect

If there is a baddie at a Basketball Game make sure you rack up points to impress her

Did You See That Baddie over there Bro,Make sure you rack up those points to impress that baddie (Jordan Poole Effect)

by WillDog March 04, 2023

Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

by Stephen Ochocinco December 11, 2013

Jordan is Stupid Month

1. A universal holiday which was started on the 21st of May in 2010. It is the holiday enjoyed by many adults and children alike where people celebrate the truthful fact that "Jordan is Stupid." It starts on the 21st of every month and lasts for exactly 30 days or until the 21st of the next month.

1. During Jordan is Stupid Month
Q: "Hey, why does your mom smell like eggplants?"
A: "Because Jordan is Stupid."

by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010