IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

by Savolicious November 11, 2011

jock off

Male athletic aficionado who masturbates.

The act of masturbation by a male athletic aficionado.

Any male who masturbates while observing other males in the locker room.

Paul sure is a jock off. Yeah, I know. He jocked off again in the locker room this afternoon.

by Jersey Avery April 20, 2008

Jock Itch

An annoying girl who is like that annoying itch in your crotch.

"Dude, Shes such a Jock Itch."

by Eric Howard June 14, 2007

jockoaccidente

sorta an awkward but totally cool teenager. and a great band. origin- kurt cobain's journal he calls dave grohl "jockoaccidente"

Man I love you. You are such a jockoaccidente

by Sunshine January 22, 2004

jock

to copy or steal someone else's idea, style, words, ect.

Don't jock my shit.

by killAh C bABiiE February 25, 2009

jockslobberfest

An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.

A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

or

I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.

by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010