by ppdestroyer_718 November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. .
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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by PabloPotato November 21, 2021
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by Randalpho May 15, 2021
Get the Jason Clairmug. “Jason Berry” – noun
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
“He’s totally a Jason Berry, turning every challenge into an opportunity with a glass of sparkling rosé in hand and a joke on his lips.”
by RunLookingUp November 26, 2023
Get the Jason Berrymug. by Mrs. Meric January 13, 2018
Get the Jason huhmug. Jason is unbreakably strong
Loyal
Takes pride in blunt honesty
Quick to anger
Not to be fucked with
Intensely Patriotic
Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America
Teach him his job & you'll find none better
Enjoys hard work
Insists on doing it right
Incapable of beatin round the bush
Direct to the point
Brutally honest
Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer
He knows you know he's right
Doesn't know the meaning of tact
Distrustful of strangers
Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back
The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain
A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours
Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more
His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle
If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds
A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes
He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life
Even though he knows he can't ever have one
Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there
You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
Loyal
Takes pride in blunt honesty
Quick to anger
Not to be fucked with
Intensely Patriotic
Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America
Teach him his job & you'll find none better
Enjoys hard work
Insists on doing it right
Incapable of beatin round the bush
Direct to the point
Brutally honest
Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer
He knows you know he's right
Doesn't know the meaning of tact
Distrustful of strangers
Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back
The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain
A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours
Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more
His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle
If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds
A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes
He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life
Even though he knows he can't ever have one
Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there
You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
Girl 1: Who is that ASSHOLE? He's so blunt and direct. It's very jarring. And he's being deliberately rude!
Girl 2: That's Jason. You just have to get used to him.
Girl 3: He's also slightly probing you. Testing to see if you're a whiney cunt with thin skin.
Girl 1: He needs to lighten up!
Girls 2 and 3 together: You'll be sorry if he hears you say that!
Girl 2: If he finds out that he offends you, he will take pleasure in continuing to do so without end until you avoid him forever
Girl 3: Yeah. He hates everybody and prefers solitude so he pushes everyone away with everything he's got.
Girl 2: He's not really sadistic. He just hates softies.
Girl 2: That's Jason. You just have to get used to him.
Girl 3: He's also slightly probing you. Testing to see if you're a whiney cunt with thin skin.
Girl 1: He needs to lighten up!
Girls 2 and 3 together: You'll be sorry if he hears you say that!
Girl 2: If he finds out that he offends you, he will take pleasure in continuing to do so without end until you avoid him forever
Girl 3: Yeah. He hates everybody and prefers solitude so he pushes everyone away with everything he's got.
Girl 2: He's not really sadistic. He just hates softies.
by DeplorableNo1 December 12, 2021
Get the Jasonmug.