chica grande

Hot chick with a large ass
Example:
Nicki Minaj except for the horse face/teeth

In your best Cheech Marin voice.....Chica Grande.......

by Donky do February 9, 2018

Grand Fuckery

This is not just fuckery on the scale of treachery, ill treatment or behaviour—nonsense, foolishness, bullshit or something causing frustration. This elevated fuckery is beyond bullshit in its most elevated form but of the grandest form of messing with another’s head, self esteem and perceived persona and knowledge base. It is grand Bullshit with an element of gaslighting. When someone tells a blatant lie and you know they’re lying, and they know you know they’re lying, and you know they know you know they’re lying, but they stick with the lie.

By pretending to have bought a non-existent 1973 Topps Wax tray, going so far as to create a fake Facebook profile, altered image just for a laugh was grand fuckery at its finest

by Unclefloyd606 August 17, 2025

grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024

Grand

Someone you just love to vibe with. Always fun and tricky, this person is one of your favorites. He/She always appreciates you and you know for some reasons that you’ll like to smash and he/she too.

He’s my grand, I got goosebumps next to him

by Turfy_Cameron March 9, 2020

Grand Slam

When you fuck six girls at once by sticking your dick in one girls, your tongue in another, and your hands and feet in the pussy of the four remaining girls. Note: there will be a lot of moaning and it will look like you have girls growing off of your limbs.

I just Grand Slammed the six hottest girls is school last night!

by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019

Arianna Grande

THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?

I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023