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Basement Baby

1. A deranged relative of a celebrity kept under locks by said celebrity's family and agents. See Solange Knowles for an example.

2. A dude or a chick you are hooking up with on the side, but you might have a main bitch you are trying to keep or else you are looking for some other ass because that dude/chick just ain't cutting it. Thus, you make them your basement baby, hidden from view but still an easy, accessible lay.
Joe won't kiss me in public, I think he's trying to make me his basement baby.

Yo, Beth is hot and all but her personality sucks ass, probably gonna make her a basement baby.
by Edith Wharton April 13, 2011
mugGet the Basement Babymug.

mung baby

a baby that was saved from its dead mother when she was munged and then raised by the mungers
man the courtney bitch is such a fucking mung baby
by bitch tits December 6, 2004
mugGet the mung babymug.

dead babies

a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.
Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
by Fat Al May 24, 2007
mugGet the dead babiesmug.

beaner baby

A small child learning how to commit crimes before he's old enough to walk. Runs around stealing, being dirty, and learning to complain that he is being unfairly treated in America because his parents crawled under barbed wire to get him here.
"You see that Beaner Baby taking those hubcaps?"
Yeah I do, and why is he wearing Paco/Tommy/G Unit clothing while bitching about having no money?"
I dont know, I dont know
by Philly G January 26, 2007
mugGet the beaner babymug.

nigger babies

my aunt: i need to take the nigger babies to the pool.
by nan of your business September 28, 2008
mugGet the nigger babiesmug.

boom baby

Used as an exclamation when something incredibly spectacular happens. It can also be used to describe a clutch performance or an otherwise impressive feat.
As his teammate clinches a victory, Jake exclaims “Boom Baby!!”

When something 'extra' special happens, just add "Kaboom" for emphasis...

"Boom Baby, Kaboom!!!!"
by Rsquared December 24, 2007
mugGet the boom babymug.

baby shit

A chemical paint remover commonly used by the military that almost instantly cracks and dissolves paint. It is commonly used on welds that require NDI "Non Destructive Inspection". Since sanding can alter / hide cracks a chemical stripper is needed. It is called baby shit because it smells horrible and looks like a brown sludgy liquid similar to baby shit. Currently California outlawed baby shit making it harder for the military service members to do their job. A weaker less effective chemical stripper was made to take its place however it is pink and not as strong. Baby shit can burn / slowly eat away your skin. And is not rinsed off metal after stripping it can cause Hydrogen embrittlement. Baby shit gets the job done in a timely fashion.
Hey PFC Shoemaker put some baby shit on those welds so we can take it over NDI. Make sure you have your eye, respiratory, and hand protection on or else the AMO will yell at you like your murdered some one.
by karog January 4, 2008
mugGet the baby shitmug.

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