Internet Awkward

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.

"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."

by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010

Internet Prostitute

Getting naked, making videos, posting pictures and teasers of those videos and asking everyone to go on YouTube/ dedicated apps to check it out.

Poonam Pandey is an Internet Prostitute.

by God of Dandy June 5, 2019

No internet game

The no internet game that has somehow has turned into an internet meme

You have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internet

Friend:shit I have no internet

Other friend:but the no internet game is awesome
Friend:oh my god your right

by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019

Internet Cajones

To have a high amount of courage behind a computer screen (or over the internet in general) that would otherwise not be followed up or said in person. Such occurrences can include insults and arguments in general. Not being able to follow up to threats previously made online in a real life scenario also apply. Also see: internet balls

A: You are such an idiot, I hate you.
B: Why don't you come here and say that to my face?
A: Make me.
B: Clearly you have a strong case of "Internet Cajones"

by Roger_5000 October 23, 2012

internet shooter

A person thats think that they are something but thay aint shit

-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter

by mhblock December 20, 2017

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.

1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.

by sming January 8, 2010

Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.

Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.

by anonymous January 7, 2021