flirty friends

Friends, usually but not limited to the opposite sex who are more than just friends, but less than lovers. Flirty friends should not be confused w/ “friends w/ benefits” or “fuck friends” as flirty friends actually tend to flirt in public, cuddle, spoon & occasionally kiss rather than engage in fellatio or coital relations. Most flirty friend relationships have a tendency to end in disaster when the male, in most cases, assumes the relationship has evolved into something deeeper & expresses his new found feelings to said partner.

Meg: Hey Laura did u know Daniel & Isabella are no longer flirty friends??

Laura: Why, what happened??

Meg: Daniel came to think of Isabella as more than a flirty friend & told her even though Isabella was only setteling untill here 1st choice became a free agent again.

Lauara: Always happens... they'll prob ignore each other for a while & then occasionally have to exchange tense half hearted smiles from now on.

by The Verbalist January 9, 2007

friend purge

rid of (delete) unwanted friends/acquaintances on online social networks, typically giving a sense of cathartic release.

I just had to do a friend purge on facebook. I don't like that many people.

by Fredo|Fredi January 13, 2009

Meme Friend

A "Meme Friend" is the lowest form of friendship. Also known as, "The Meme of the friend", Meme friends are like a "neighbour", you know them and you can't ignore them, so you say "hi" when you pass them bye. You can't talk to them about serious things, so you just say/share light hearted things, like memes. It can be seen as an insult to call someone a meme friend, therefore you shouldn't tell someone you, "just see them as a meme friend!"

"I can't trust you, you're such a meme friend"
"Do you think he will want to come out with us at the weekend" reply, "Nah, he's more of a meme friend"
"I don't see you guys as my real friends, you're more like my meme friends"

by Rabbit's Warren June 1, 2018

cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.

Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.

by Gayth June 4, 2018

best friend

somebody who love you when you are finding it hard to love yourself. somebody who puts you before everyone, even their SO. somebody who appreciates you more than the sun and the moon, and all the stars. somebody that a lot of people take for granted. somebody that people don't love as much as they shoud sometimes. sometimes people even don't realize somebody is their best friend until they lose them, or they lose everybody else instead.

"My best friend makes me so happy. She is always there for me."

by abuto_triangle January 14, 2018

acquainta-friend

Someone that you hang out with, you like but you wouldn't class as a friend and you spend too much time together to be just acquaintances. You're not colleagues or family and there is no sex involved.

Maybe you snogged at a party once but there was no spark or you bonded over your shared love of The Manchurian Candidate but that's where your commonality ends. You're comfortable grabbing a coffee with them when no-one else is available but would never dream of crying on their shoulder, discussing your hot and heavy date life or even letting slip where you live. They are an acquainta-friend.

by Shellfish August 27, 2013

own friend

a person that you are very very VERY close to and you guys do everything together and the people that y’all hang out with are associates and they can never get in between your friendship .

I want my own friend

by julie62135 July 12, 2020