war moose

A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.

Damn, she's huge! That's war moose status, bub.

by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017

war swan

war swan is used to describe a very handsome and awesome dude who gets all the women and is very popular and handsome and funny and awesome

i am very cool and funny and handsome
ok war swan

by war swan April 16, 2022

Highlighter war

A game, similar to a sword fight, where each duelist wields a highlighter and tries to mark on their opponent. Usually, one should try to avoid being marked on by trying to swipe at their opponent's armed hand and block their attack. It gets messy.

Becca: Dude, why do you have highlighter all over your arms and face??
Mac: I just got in a highlighter war with my girlfriend!!
Becca: Highlighter war?? what's that??
Mac: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, woman!!

by ninja of the stage November 1, 2010

Coyote war

A social media feud, often stemming from disagreements such as how to react to Coyotes observed in a suburban neighborhood.

“Hey what’s up?” “Sorry can’t talk now, I’m in a coyote war”

by Wattle July 8, 2019

Thumb War

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend inch your thumbs closer to each other’s anal cavity until penetrated. Whoever yells mercy first loses.

Yeah bro, me and Kaylee did play “Thumb War”. Too bad she won.

by Childo Chief October 15, 2019

Gang war

A war between several gangs

Liam: Look at that tommy it’s a gang war

by LiamG75 May 2, 2018

Civil War

A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).

The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021