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this guy, am i right

A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.
Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020
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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
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i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...
by Henky66 October 22, 2017
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