Henry

Someone who is shit at rocket league

Henry, you are so shit at this game

by Henry is a dead baller March 26, 2020

Henry Lawson Highball

Like the style of cocktail, in which a mix of liquor and flavoring are combined over ice in a tall glass, The Henry Lawson Highball is derived from the act of having sex with a woman who riding you "cowgirl style" proceeds to expel ejaculatory liquid from her pussy through orgasm. While this is going on, the intense pushing from the females pelvic region causes the mans bridge of skin from the head of the penis to the shaft to tear and begin to bleed at the same time as reaching orgasm and he himself ejaculating.
The aftermath involves the man being covered in female ejaculate, semen and blood on his torso and stomach, to which the woman mixes it together in his belly button and drinks it like a shot.

Last night I picked up that slut from the pub, mixed her a Henry Lawson Highball, it was intense! I had to wrap my dick in a towel for an hour after.

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 6, 2019

Henry

He is obsessed with on obese black girl and cannot control himself.

Oh yeah he likes her? Classic Henry

by crownviclover69 January 24, 2022

Henry

A hot sexy person and will most likely have nice eyes and hands, there also into sports liek running and soccer. There very confusing most the time but very hot. They have two dogs both gay but that’s no biggy. AND THERE VERY HOT AND I WOULD FUCK THEM!!!!

Henry your hot

by Cbtttttt February 3, 2021

Henry

Marvel Rivals Addict who doesn't have a life and all he does is play this game all day 24/7. He is unemployed and has alot of hours on the game. He doesn't have a job and needs to get one. He is really cute.

Henry plays Marvel Rivals way to much and is unemployed.

by SkibidiToilet_Gooner January 16, 2025

Henry the haiku master

The most legendary drawing to ever grace this earth. His life was short, but his dick was longer. He was created on a page of the Apogee adventures Vermont-Lake Champlain trip 2A 2021 touring trip, and soon after was wrongly accused of assault and beheaded.

“Stop worshiping the ginger! Henry the haiku master is our ruler now”

by Shane Churilla November 23, 2021

Henry take

An extremely poorly thought out take that is contradicting to the common understanding of the subject matter.

Person A: "God, I need the AC on, it is so humid in here"
Henry take: "I love humid weather, I sleep the best when it's really humid and warm!"

Person B: "What is your favourite pizza topping?"

Person A: "Oh, I love pepperoni"
Henry take: "Pepperoni is literally the worst pizza topping!"

by thedeaconofsox August 8, 2021