hell magnet

Term created by famous TFL Youtuber Oreo man. Used to define men who have incredibly awful luck and are likely forced to be lonely virgins because of these uncontrollable conditions. The term is also synonymous with incel.
Jake: Hey Simon did you talk to that girl?
Simon: Yeah, she ran into the bathroom shortly after and called the cops on me.
Jake: Man you’ll get a girl eventually.
Simon: Nah man, it’s been 25 years, I’ve tried so hard, I might as well break bread with Satan because I’m obviously a hell magnet.
by Save my soul March 01, 2021
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Loli Hell

(Anime) A condition in an anime where a character is placed in an embarrassing or compromising position by one or more lolies
The pool episode in Ryo-Kyu-Bu put Subaru in loli hell
by CZ#1 September 04, 2020
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wassabi hell

Wassabi hell is the act of playing Kanchō with your friends using a shaved wassabi root. It comes from over a hundred years ago when Japanese housewives would insert wassabi roots into their husbands anuses, because Japan is fucking weird like that.
Your mom and I went through wassabi hell last night.
by TunaRailgun December 02, 2016
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green hell

When someone ingests an abhorrent amount of cannabis on accident or otherwise. Thus suffering the consequences of confusion, lethargy, paranoia, sweating, increased appetite, or adversely; vomiting. The latter often being called, 'Greening out'.
1: "hey, 2? Did you eat that edible?"
2:"That was an edible?"
1 "Dude you're about to go through Green Hell!"
2"Fuck."
1 "And you owe me $45."
by AMPill August 20, 2020
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hell on earth

hell on earth is usually exaggeration for something that isn't going well except when used for south Sudan
Sam"south sudan is literally hell on earth"
by leben man May 07, 2023
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Hells Icicle

The intense, simultainious, feeling of frostbite and burning that you get when you accidently (?) masturbate with sports cream.
In my haste to rub out a quick one. I accidently grabbed the sports cream instead of the lotion. My dick felt like one of hells icicles.
by Darth Matches September 15, 2011
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We are in hell

School is hell and the teachers look like ugly aliens
We are in hell HELP
by Fax lol October 30, 2019
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