Haley

A crazy, phychotic girl who tries to steal her friends' boyfriends. Very short, and way too loud. Most people pretend to be her friend,but secretly hate her. She also tries to get in everyone's business and acts like everything involves her.

loud obnoxious backstabber horrible friend Haley

by Cole'sGirl225 August 28, 2010

Hawley Dairy Queen

Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.

Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.

by bobsagetkay2234 August 5, 2008

Haley-pie

A female who is thick, blue eyed, has border-line personality disorder accompanied by avoident personality disorder. A girl who is insecure, fears abandonment and failure. Needs constant assurance that she won't be abandoned.

She is Haley-pie clingy.

by imsorrytarailoveyou November 10, 2009

Hailey

A 4'11 slut who fucks her cousin and cheats on guys who she likes with other guys who aren't half as good. Hailey is the type of girl to sleep around and acts like she doesnt. She often comes off as a good girl but this is really a lie. NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH A SNAKE LIKE A HAILEY!

Person: omg did you hear what hailey did !?!?
Person 2: about her being in a train or week?
Person: no! About her totally going lesbo on her color guard trip!

by Real_talk41202 March 20, 2017

Haley

Main Slut

"look its haley"
"noooooo thats main slut"

by other main slut December 28, 2014

Haley

A dumb, bitchy bimbo, who steals friends and boyfriends and thinks shes hot. She is also a skank whore who wears alot of makeup and looks like a raccoon. She is really stupid!

Guy 1: That girl is such a skank!

Guy 2: No shit! shes a Haley!

by Xoloverr124Xo February 14, 2009