greetling

A warm, friendly, caring person. A person of an extroverted, impeccably kind disposition.

I felt like an outsider at the party until I was introduced to a lovely greetling who made me feel welcome and included.

by Flaxie December 23, 2013

greatest soccer goal ever

There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.

The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup

by akochmer September 7, 2014

Great Lakes Bobber

While receiving head, the recipient of the act uses the middle finger to finger the ear of the giver while they perform oral sex.

I was going to give her the fish hook, but I elected for the Great Lakes Bobber instead!

by Jbb223 February 1, 2014

GreatCalf671023

Has a 34 foot penis. Does great sex. Never backs down.

GreatCalf671023 Lol

by hxucfgn February 25, 2015

Graft Gaff Shag

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

by Jdiddee May 23, 2016

Great rationalizer

one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known

James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 6, 2016