Piss Goblin

Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.
Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.
by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023
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Meta-goblin

A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.

This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.

Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."

*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*

"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
by Dracoriax June 14, 2021
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Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.
Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.
by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016
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Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast
She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone
by Abner Anly April 16, 2023
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Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
by Nut funny man January 26, 2023
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goblin toez

The perfect name for your bff, weird and wonderful goblin toez will not disappoint, goblin toez is a kind, outgoing person and you are god damn lucky to know goblin toez!
Person 1: omg they're so amazing

Person 2: call them goblin toez
by Short.blonde.simp October 08, 2021
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Goblin Boogercock

A filthy degenerate goblin with a very boogery cock. Also known as a filthy tiny hat or money grabbing freshly mutilated baby dick sucker who hates goyim.
Check out Goblin Boogercock over there... his "people" own the banks and 96% of the media.
by ThisGoyimKnows1488 December 24, 2023
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