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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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Girlfriend month

Every December your boyfriend/girlfriend has to give you as many hugs a kisses as you want
by Lawjess207 October 3, 2020
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National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture
Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot
by ayton627 May 16, 2021
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i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.
by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023
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The girlfriend effect

It’s where a boys cute and then her gets a gf and he gets progressively uglier and uglier the more they’re together it has something to do with toxicity and how the girl drains the boy so he look exhausted and just over all less cute.
Chris got a girlfriend now he’s got the girlfriend effect
by Notyomamagoaway May 7, 2023
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Random gift for your girlfriend day

This is a day where you give your girlfriend a gift. Generally, should be during the month of February (excluding Valentine’s Day). Gift should be $50+!
Omg babe! It’s random gift for your girlfriend day! I hope you buy me that isopod plushie :3
by simplzplzur February 26, 2024
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Girlfriend

What you think you desperately need in your first, second year of university before your priorities finally change and you realise there's more to life than that.
Kelvin at 18: Ohh I really need a girlfriend who is really kind at heart.
Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still!
Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??
by DavidandIsaac June 27, 2021
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