Gamer

A person who doesn't have a life.

Jack: Why do you look so pale, like a person without a life
Me: Dude, I'ma goddamn gamer

by sync_pro June 2, 2018

cum gagger

A huge line of cum that is snorted and then gagged on.

That freak bitch Kelly did a cum gagger off my table last night.

by MrPink99 April 17, 2008

blonde gamer moment

1. a blonde moment, applied to a video game context

2. aa error committed through ditziness or foolishness while playing a video game

3. any kind of error made in gameplay by a player who knows the game well enough to have known better

Example 1:

Rob: "Dude, you forgot to get the Master Materia!"

Steve: "Yeah, man, I know. I had a blonde gamer moment and discarded Bahamut."

Example 2:

"Aeslynn knows the Final Fantasy series very well. She almost never has a blonde gamer moment."

Example 3:

"Aaron accidentally used Cure 3 against Bizarro Sephiroth. What a blonde gamer moment that was!"

by KyuuketsukiMiyu July 7, 2008

hipster gamer

A hipster gamer is actually more social than your average person. They like a lot if old games that most have already forgotten or most people never liked. They also enjoy any game that has bizarre characters and an unconventional story line. They make great friends and can be eye openers to the less known side of the gaming world.

Person#1: "Toilet Kids was my childhood! No other game can ever reach its level of perfection!"

Person#2: "OMG, you are such a hipster gamer!"

by ChewbaccaKnight March 13, 2016

gamer

n. a person with no life beyond the keyboard and/or controllers that they so desperately cling to on a daily basis.

Gamer's have no life.

by acidbathory January 8, 2009

Heated gamer moment

When you starting raging so hard that you shit yourself

Streamer: shits themself out of anger
Tier 3 sub: guys chill out he just had a heated gamer moment

by Generic Idiot September 8, 2021