floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos

man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

by lil young chaos May 3, 2024

Floor boy

When your broke friend can’t afford a cool jeep like the rest of us. Confined to a plastic sleeping quarters.

Friend 1: Hey everyone! I’m going to sleep in an elevated surface because 1. I’m not poor and 2. I understand it’s a superior way of camping!

Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:

by Rgrazi May 3, 2024

floor

somebody who is not so smart and has a forrest on their head. this person is likeble but stupid. she only has friends that are just as stupid as she. and she loves floornication.

floor is floornicating on de floor

by florocratus labbus May 22, 2024

Floor lying-down

The way to relax. Do it. Just do it.

“I be on the floor lying-down during an existential crisis”

by xioriz June 3, 2024

Floor lying down

Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture…

“i be on the floor lying down during an existential crisis”

by xioriz June 4, 2024

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024