Useless Friends

Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH

My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.

by TotalBitchGirl February 8, 2008

happy tree friends

a kickass site involving cute forest animals getting killed in violent bloody accidents (cartoon)

Hey did you see that new Happy Tree Friends episode where the skunk's head gets smashed into a grill and explodes?

by Staycie June 7, 2003

Friends

a lame excuse for people who say they will be there for you but really they just like your misery.

Me: so now i have two new friends
Counselor: oh really and how does that make you feel
Me: well like crap they wont talk to me then they yell at me and cancel our plans.

by Suck Ass Friends September 4, 2009

friends first

When you want to get to know someone before you have sex with them

"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".

"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."

by Mr Special August 19, 2019

Best Friends

(n.)- People who LOVE each other for there lives. Those hotties with those bodies. The promise you have with somebody. They are cooler then anybody else. You have the best times with them. You love them forever.

Those Best Friends are walking, talking sex gods.

by Aimsssssss December 29, 2007

tell all your friends

the first and pretty much only great albaum from the band taking back sunday, which at their peak is one of the most badass bands around. every track is great with the exception of the blue channel which is somewhat decent. one of the best albaums ever...

the songs on their ep with various line ups, rank shorty bellow t.a.y.l

me: "you should tell all your friends about tbs's new albaum tell all your friends or i'll punch you in the head"

you: "ok man" :/

me: "damn straight bitch ass"

by hazy_eyes_91 February 4, 2009