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michigan high five

the michigan high five is when one gives a hand job to completion whilst wearing a mitten. the act, however, is not limited to michigan residents or visitors. you can perform the michigan high five in any of the contiguous united states. one can do it in hawaii or alaska, but it is frowned upon.

the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.

and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
why don't you come back to my place and mama will give you a michigan high five.

it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.

did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.

2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
by mamaknowsbest1 November 19, 2013
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jellyfish high five

A Jellyfish high five is a type of high five fake out.

When an high five is initiated, right before contact, one of the participants in said high five pulls away wiggling their fingers or arms and says "Jellyfish"
*highfive* ~~~~~ JELLYFISH
*highfive* ~~~ smaller jellyfish
(jellyfish High Five)
by 4ShytsNGiggles December 28, 2013
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Mile high-five club

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
by Vthippiechick May 14, 2022
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put this fo five in your throat

All put this fo five in your throat means is basically that some bitch is telling you to put a gun in ya mouth.
Kidnapper: “PUT THIS FO FIVE IN YOUR THROAT”
Innocent person: “why the fuck—?”
by tobyismemed December 8, 2018
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Number five

One of 6 personality traits generally exhibited by women. "Number Five" is attainment of a state which involves consumption of high amounts of alcohol where a distinctive change of personality occurs (i.e, akin to Multiple Personality Disorder ) which include becoming a Fuckowie, becoming highly fun-loving of anything & everything and, lastly, becoming highly sexually charged (of which nothing may result because of being TDTF).
1. Check Linda out, Number Five has definitely jumped into her.
by Shyantha December 23, 2006
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heil five

when two people attempt to give each other a high five, but miss, resulting in two unintentional Nazi salutes
Hey man, Archibald and Chester of the checkers team must have poor eye-hand coordination because they just heil fived each other.
by bobthechef July 11, 2010
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