fish-sniffer

one who sniffs anothers fish!!!

haw u stop smellin ma fish ya fish-sniffer!!!

by wee_jonny_cee October 25, 2006

Fish titties

The best kind of titties ;)))

Oi mate, did you see those fish titties? FUckinG great aye mate

by fishtits101 October 23, 2018

Fish Wank

The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.

"Hey Brian, I have no lube. MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"See that goldfish tank over there..."
"FISH WANK!"

by source_421 February 22, 2010

Fish(es)

A new measurement system based on the ca. lenght of a fish (20cm)

I am 8,95 fishes tall (179cm)

Well I'm 9,5 fishes tall! hah I win!!! (190cm)

Fish(es)

by Combustion Man from Denmark September 13, 2009

Squigly fish

Surprising someone by wiggling your finger up one's anus (without them knowing), while yelling "SQUIGLY FISH!". Clothes may or may not be worn during this.

*John is standing in line at the concession stand waiting to get his popcorn*
April: SQUIGLY FISH!!!!
John: HOLY FUCK! YOU GOT ALL THE WAY IN THERE DAMMIT!
April: Yeah what can I say, I'm just good like that.

by April and John November 14, 2006

Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture

Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.

by W Pennypacker January 7, 2010

Fishing Tackle

A man's genitalia.

Bob's always wearing those tight pants, showing off his FISHING TACKLE, and trolling for women at Wal-Mart.

by Tummyhorse90 September 2, 2013