are you fishing?

Are you fishing? Meaning looking for some or hinting that you want a complement. Fishing for someone to say something nice about you

-"my legs look so fat"
-"are you fishing? You're so thin."

by Jill Fill December 7, 2016

moon fish

Moon fish is the name given to floating poo in the sea or river etc

Saw plenty of moon fish the other day when out fishing

by cerocer August 26, 2007

Fish Wank

The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.

"Hey Brian, I have no lube. MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"See that goldfish tank over there..."
"FISH WANK!"

by source_421 February 22, 2010

Fish(es)

A new measurement system based on the ca. lenght of a fish (20cm)

I am 8,95 fishes tall (179cm)

Well I'm 9,5 fishes tall! hah I win!!! (190cm)

Fish(es)

by Combustion Man from Denmark September 13, 2009

Mall Fishing

When one goes to the mall with one or numerous friends to try and get girls.

"Catching" a girl can be classified from merely getting a phone number, to getting them to hang out with you.

Blake: Oh hai Dillion, what are you doing today?
Dillion: I'm going to the local mall to pick up some new stuff.
Blake: Hey can I come along, we can go mall fishing!
Dillion: Sure, don't forget to bring protection.

by B2DLake May 2, 2009

Squigly fish

Surprising someone by wiggling your finger up one's anus (without them knowing), while yelling "SQUIGLY FISH!". Clothes may or may not be worn during this.

*John is standing in line at the concession stand waiting to get his popcorn*
April: SQUIGLY FISH!!!!
John: HOLY FUCK! YOU GOT ALL THE WAY IN THERE DAMMIT!
April: Yeah what can I say, I'm just good like that.

by April and John November 14, 2006

J-Fish

1.) Someone who frequently chilli dogs others.
2.) Someone who obseses over shit-on-tits

Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.

by C.Bronson May 16, 2008