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blowjob eyes

A girl, or indeed a guy, who has eyes that, from the level of your navel, stare up into yours and see into your soul. They seem to absorb your whole being and whisper "Feed me cock."

They are generally slightly larger than average eyes, with long eyelashes that emphasise the way the person sucking your dick is first looking up at you whilst swallowing your pork, then down shyly, and then up again, communicating only with their eyes how much they love sucking cock.
When seeking the pleasures of a blowie, always look at the eyes and lips of your target. Don't worry if they're a whale, they'll be less hurt when you bail. Remember, for the best blowies, find a girl whose eyes capture you. Those are the blowjob eyes.
by jameswoodywoods November 26, 2011
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Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices
by Hellyan November 29, 2003
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Eyto

Prettiest person alive and all the girls want him.
Eyto is so cute.
by Allison is cute June 3, 2020
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Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Eyesplosion

When someone see's something that is is so amazing that their eyes actually explode.

Eyesplosions may also occur at times when someone sees something so disgusting or repulsive that their eyes explode.
Dude, that chick was so hot last night I had an eyesplosion.

When I saw 2 girls 1 cup I had an eyesplosion.
by Word Makerer May 23, 2009
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Eyes like dogs balls

The term used for someone who has loose skin underneith their eyes or more commonly used for some one who is extremley tired and looks like crap. Refering to the droop or sag or a pair of dogs testicles.
God ive been working so hard today my "eyes are like dogs balls"!

"Myra was so old her eyes were begining to look like dogs balls "

"archibald was so tired from hoomfing his wife the night before his eyes were like dogs balls "

Micheal looks in the mirror and sais to his cousin ive got "eyes like dogs balls"
by peperami87 November 17, 2009
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