Dingle

noun; a person who is a loser
lame
swaggless
turtle looking boy

JERIMAH DINGLE DAMN YOU SO SWAGGLESS

by KIddo10708 June 1, 2009

digger proof

a man who is completely resistent to plotting and schemeing of gold digging women.

1st Gold Digger: Hey look at that dude over there, he's so fresh; watch me do my work.

2nd Gold Digger: Slow down girl,u wastin ur time, he's certified digger proof.

by igot2eyes May 29, 2006

Dagglez

A rare form of Nublet found frequenting the western suburbs of Sydney, usually sprouting snipits of "wisdom" referenceing world of warcraft or americas army.

Tutu, you seen dagglez today?

by tanks November 2, 2006

dingleberry

1. (n) A bit of poo that gets caught on your butt hairs.
2. (v) To continue talking about a subject that nobody is listening to.
3. (n) Chicken and Brown Rice soup from Arlequin Bakery in San Francisco.

1. I had the worst dingleberry yesterday, but it crusted over so fast!
2. Quit your dingleberryin' Willis! Nobody listenin'!
3. Don't waste your hard earned cash on dingleberry in Hayes Valley.

by buttman124 February 21, 2011

Dingle

To wag your dick around to a song that makes you horny.

Imma dingle to that jingle

by WhatTheSchuck June 3, 2014

Dingleballs

Where you are so old that your balls sag in your pants.

"Dude your grandpa has a mad case of dingleballs"

by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 4, 2016

dingleberry

When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.

Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry

Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)

Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.

Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)

by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018