A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011
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by MissEmily2012 December 28, 2011
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A dictionary that, contrary to its direct meaning, only defines words that are spoken in suburban high schools or cyberspace. I suppose this is great for people who are not online or for anal people who like chronolizing every hip new word they use.
Hey, let me see what OMG means in this book I'm reading on Urban Dictionary . com
"OMG = Oh My God" repeat x 50
Which is funny since that particular abbreviation is also street talk for "Outlaw Motorcycle Gang" but that's not going to get mentioned close to where I stop reading repetitive definitions.
"OMG = Oh My God" repeat x 50
Which is funny since that particular abbreviation is also street talk for "Outlaw Motorcycle Gang" but that's not going to get mentioned close to where I stop reading repetitive definitions.
by paputsza January 9, 2012
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Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours
by Emchob January 13, 2012
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Browsing Urban Dictionary at random, all I saw were posts by urban dictionary hopefuls.
The definition of Sarah is supposedly "the sexiest, most beautiful girl i know. She is the most amazing person in the world."
What, does he expect Sarah will happen to see that? ridiculousness.
The definition of Sarah is supposedly "the sexiest, most beautiful girl i know. She is the most amazing person in the world."
What, does he expect Sarah will happen to see that? ridiculousness.
by Nice guy Robbert November 2, 2012
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by UDL November 12, 2012
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Person 1: What took you so long?
Person 2: Had a fair bit of Urban Dictionary Backlog to go through. Know what I mean?
Person 1: Yeah, it's a shame.
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Person 1: Yeah, it's a shame.
by CJ Moose April 19, 2013
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