Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

bambi defined corn lover

corn lover

the bambi defined corn lover is gay for dave and yeah corn

by bambiexpungedomg December 16, 2021

UD Definitions

They are so bad... Imagine this. You're just scrolling through your favorite website until you found something... disturbing; but then, the whole rest of the website is filled with them! That's kind of what this is. A wholesome list of disturbing garbage that shouldn't be here.

(Also, why can't we leave the "example sentence" as blank; and has to have the word you put it as the title? Fuck that shit.)

UD Definitions are almost always terrible, no matter what they are.

by Somario the Adventurater January 21, 2022

The definition of Adorable

Something you would call someone when they're being cute

"Jacob, you are The definition of adorable <3"

by Stikbugg May 12, 2022

name definition writer

Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!

Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!

by Biden is a dick January 10, 2023

urban dictionary definition fail

When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.

Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.

Friend: what did you put?

Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.

Friend: did it get accepted?

Dude: nope...

Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.

Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.

Friend: maybe we should define that term!

Dude: I hope it gets accepted.

Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!

by The Definer Dude from Space!! November 6, 2013