Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy

Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!

"Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy As I Would Deuter On To You!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

mile high deuce

A bowel movement taken on an airplane

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.

by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023

Drop a deuce

A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.

“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**

by Baby back bitch September 23, 2023