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Cristiano Ronaldo

A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF
This girl let me cum inside her, I did that Magical Cristiano Ronaldo and screamed SI while I came
by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018
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Christian hardcore

Only the best music ever. True hardcore is music that screams with the passion and conviction of a soul that was in the depths of despair and is now released but still is persecuted. Hardcore lyrics are amazing.
Nodes of Ranvier, As I lay Dying, Underoath, Blindside(older stuff), Mewithoutyou, Emery(kind of), most stuff on Solid State some tooth and Nail. These are all good examples of Christian hardcore
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christianity

Prehaps the biggest folly of all mankind, chirstianity. Everyone took an idea and made a belief system out of it. It should have stayed an idea because you can change an idea but people die for belief,people kill for it. Maybe there was a Jesus maybe there wasn't either way people need to learn not to cram their beliefs down other throats use it to win Presidential elections *cough*seperation of church and state*cough*. If everyone would just be nice to everyone else so many problems wouldn't happen. And as Jesus may or may not have said, "turn the other cheek". This phrase could best be used for describing a certine war the U.S.A. managed to start. If we all did turn the other cheek many lives and families would be spared.
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Fuck this country i'm going to Canada.
Jesus (who may or may not have existed) preached love and tolerance to everyone. NOT war and hate. Then came the religion christianity.
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christians

Boring-ass people who do nothing but boring crap. Especially the hardcore christians. They do not play fun games like GTA, or other games that have violence. They do not like scary holloween masks, they do not watch gorey movies like SAW. They just watch gay shows like 7th Heaven and Aurther. They probobly watch The 700 Club too.
My ex-freind was Christan. He had a video game called Olympic Winter Sports for Gamecube and actually called it fun. He was not allowed to play Super Smash Brothers Melee. What a goddamn dork. Damn christians.
by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007
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Christian Rock

music that is just as good a scular music but about God
Pillar
pod
swichtfoot
and all good bands
by the buck June 24, 2005
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Christian

n. One who is a friend, servant, and follower of Jesus Christ.
adj. Having the characteristics and beliefs of a Christian.

Christians are followers of God. Despite what many think, true Christians don't condemn others, but help them with their troubles. We don't diss other religions, but try to show atheists and members of other religions the truth. We don't destroy, we help bring up. But we are not the ones performing miracles, it is the Lord working through each and every one of us.
To be a Christian: Christianity. It's not a religion, it's a RELATIONSHIP.
by That person...with the face... November 30, 2010
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liberal christian

A liberal who plays at being a Christian to appease their conscience.

The term 'liberal Christian' is an oxymoron because it is not possible to hold the beliefs of liberalism and be in harmony with Biblical teachings at the same time. This would make the phrase 'liberal christian' is akin to the phrase 'evil, good person'.

A 'liberal christian' typically denies the blood sacrifice of Christ for attonement of our sins, does not attend church regurlarly, and does not pray. A 'liberal Christian' is infact, 'Christian' in name only.

Further, a liberal Christian does not recognize Christ as the sole avenue for salvation as taught in the Bible. A 'liberal christian' therefore does not have salvation, which, according to biblical teachings, is attained through the name of Christ exclusively.
Person1: I know this person who says their a Christian but gets drunk, parties, and supports murdering innocent babies. I thought the Bible teaches that getting drunk is wrong, Christians should seperate from the world (evil), and that murdering babies is wrong, what gives?

Person2: Don't be fooled, thats what one would refer to as a 'liberal christian', please do not confuse people like that with true Christians who follow the Bibles teachings. They are not Christians in any sense of the word.
by Shawn Kuhn September 5, 2006
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