Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇

I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here

by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021

throws crap

The same thing as "blows balls" or "sucks ass" except used if children or Christians are around.

Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)

by slenderMAN666777 October 21, 2021

CRap

If Korean Pop is KPop, then Chinese Rap is CRap. Crap. Change my mind.

Bro chinese rap is such crap...according to the ways of kpop at least

by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

Crap

More family friendly version of “s##t” and a substitute of the word “poo”

Guy 1: HOLY S##T

Guy 2: I prefer holy crap”

by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021

Crap

Crap is poop…..
Aw this piece of crap

the dog will crap on the floor if we don’t let her out

The dog will crap if we don’t let her out
Aw this stupid Piece of crap

by Handles6678919/: August 31, 2021

ball crap

absurdity
babble
balderdash
baloney
poppy cock

namely-- in the Final Fantasy VIII speedrunning community

*World Map encounter happens* " FUCKIN' AYE, BALL CRAP" -awesomeWaves

by quetzecoatl June 23, 2021

Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."

Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021