Covid-🧟 ♂️

The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.
Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.
by Covido November 16, 2020
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covidism

Covidism \ koh-vid-is-em \ noun: a mundane action or activity that causes pleasure during the Covid-19 pandemic
I organized my sock drawer earlier. That’s my covidism of the day.
by shielanator December 04, 2020
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Covidism

Covidisim is a critical situation where a deadly virus spread drastically. More over it created a cultural transformation in the whole world. And this situation may surely remembered in the history as era called pre-covidism and post – cocidism.
by Sony July 10, 2020
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COVID selection

COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.
COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.
by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020
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Covidally

Something caused by situations arising from the COVID-19 pandemic that started in March 2020 in China
"Hi Customer Service, I covidally couldn't return the parcel on time so can I please get a new return label?"
(When you couldn't go to the post office to post an item for return as you were self-isolating at the time.
by HypnoClown July 29, 2022
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COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.
Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.
by TiredClarinetist September 08, 2024
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Covid

An actual person
Who has been literally tortured for over

20 years.

Who has lost friends and family.
To whom he does not know.
Now he has lost his home and sanity.
Anyone could be his savior, but they choose the GAME instead.
"Hey Covid... Ashleigh Crable." 🤡
by 1812Diamond#1 July 16, 2022
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