sip someone's coffee

Stick a straw in a butthole and suck the diarrhea out

Dude I just sip someone's coffee and it was quite delicious.

by Bill Pat November 11, 2013

coffee shaker

means that a person is basically a fucking wanker!

"Ya knw what mate u are a Fucking Coffee Shaker!"

by hutch and caff October 5, 2005

coffeetarian

Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.

Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just another word for dirty water.

by Mireru December 28, 2007

coffee-lag

Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.

HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!

by DanielMK June 19, 2008

coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.

Jake is such a coffee shop monger.

by el_quixote February 25, 2010

Coffee

also known as satanist poop it was invented in 4000bc by a satanist cult in ethopia. also known as poofee cause no one likes fees sp thats an insult and were also calling it poop. don´t drink this satanist potion it is actually made out of human feces.

tyler:kirbo dont drink the evil poofee!
kirbo:thanks for helping me stay gods fav kid. now i wont ever drink the feces of satanists again pulled from the toilests found in the church of satan known as satanist coffee

by Wiisportselisasuperfan January 2, 2021