chocolate velcro

The usaually kinky,curly,velcro-like pubic hair of a colored womans vagina.

it sticks to you ;like velcro. Would you like some chocolate velcro with your weiner?

by Steven KingII September 25, 2006

Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries

When a woman successfully climaxes from 37 minutes of oral sex, then pulls out her tampon allowing a flow of menstrual blood to cover her boyfriends face, then defecates all over him, then demands he take out the trash.

I thought I was getting a make-up sex treat, but instead my girlfriend slipped me Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries.

by Labia Lounge December 23, 2008

i like chocolate milk

Used by retards who cannot spell "lactose intolerant".

retard: he is lactose and tolerant...
me: what?
retard: I like chocolate milk.

by Knuckles Muldoon August 18, 2010

chocolate sombrero

A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador

by Doc October 26, 2003

Chocolate cha-cha

Act of anal sex

Hey man, wanna do the chocolate cha-cha?

by Blake November 11, 2002

chocolate cigar

A long, firm turd. Often known as a floater.

I laid a large chocolate cigar in the toilet

by Julian Evans April 28, 2006