frat child

A frat star who resembles a young child, but still frats hard.

He looks too young for a beer, what a frat child.

by Fratam Sandler December 7, 2010

Dog Child

Noun; a female teenager who tries to befriend peers older than her in an attempt to reach goals, such as, hooking up with older guys, getting "messed up", or just trying to be cool in general

That Dog Child would not stop staring at him at the OAR concert!

Hey, at least the Dog Child paid for the bottle!

by NikkitaParks June 3, 2011

four legged child

Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).

'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'

'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'

'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'

by vamosver April 19, 2017

bad child

Someone who steals signs from a national park while their aunt, two cousins, brother and grandma are in the car. Especially the "Woodsey Owl says don't litter" sign. Sometimes referred to as a risk taker.

Antonym: BAMF or bad ass mother-fucker

Trevor: I was such a risk taker when i stole that sign.
Eryn: yeah, you were a very bad child.

by lifesavers October 20, 2008

for the children

claiming something that is pure and everlasting. just like how you would claim with THE highest intentions, not for yourself, but for the children.

when playing a game of beer pong:

Lex: Yo we gotta make this cup or its game over

J don: Yo ima make this cup, FOR THE CHILDREN

*makes shot

by lexthelibianamphibian December 30, 2011

Smol Gremlin Child

a smol gremlin child is a person who is a) extremely small b) looks like a gremlin and c) could be passed as a child

Person: “Wow! Abby is such a smol gremlin child! I can use her head as an foot rest!”
Person B: “I know right? She’s like a two inch gremlin!”
Person: “I literally thought she was a child!”

by totally not kieto March 29, 2019