Lung-cancer-omatic

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.

Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse

by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019

Cancer botherer

(N) person who comes around to have tea/coffee with cancer patient and leaves all the dirty dishes and rubbish for the spouse to clean up.

I see a cancer botherer has been here.

by Iainism October 1, 2019