max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice
alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man
alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man
by tabyis April 3, 2018
Get the spit brosmug. 
When someone and his friend come together to stalk you while in a bush. Its like when you like someone, and they are your friend, so you like to watch them and then you touch them after being in a bush, like a joke! And since you know the person itll all be ok!
by Sexy Infamous Jake March 15, 2019
Get the Bush Bromug. by Worm Bro Jack May 6, 2022
Get the Worm Brosmug. This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021
Get the Bro Zonemug. when you and your friends take a toke together, the oldest one lights their lighter while the others hold the butane button on theirs, then they all take a toke together from their bongs💗
by Don3rgarage September 14, 2020
Get the Bro tokemug.