Bourdain

1.) Talking shit about vegans


2.) Cheating on your wife

Dude, my sister was talking about animal cruelty when I brought home my double cheeseburgers and I almost pulled a Bourdain on that girl!

or

I don't have the heart to tell Shelly that Steve is Bourdaining behind her back.

by Hollz! October 4, 2008

Borden

Bore and burden

Ann's job at the nursing home is a borden, but she is payed well enough that she doesn't quite her job.

Steve has become hopelessly lost in the World of Warcraft and it has become a borden to the family.

Fido is becoming a borden, because he is too old and fat to take on walks anymore.

by Krusty B March 29, 2010

border raider

Bad boys from Missouri who burned the town of Lawrence Ks, 150 years ago, due to their tolerance of racial equality.
Lawrence was the largest town in n.e. Kansas at that time.

A group of Border ruffians rode west from Missouri one nite and set fire to the town of Lawrence, thus becoming Border Raiders.

by shomesomethin July 27, 2010

skid-boarding

Boarding on one's own skidmarks.

You take a bunch of fresh skidmarks from your shorts and smear them on the sidewalk. Then you take a board, get a running start, and hop on the board as you slide upon your skidmarks.

"Damn! Did you see my homie straight up just beat the skid-boarding world record for longest skid-board?"

by Eyepatch July 7, 2007

Pelican Board

Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.

"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 12, 2003

panic boardies

A bunch of hormonal 12 year olds posting about a faggot band.
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"

n00b: i luv ryan ross!
panic boardies: GTFO TEENIE

by catfapper January 12, 2009