Bottlenosed

When you are been set up in a situation there seems to be no way out or trapped. Most likely result will end by pouring you out generally seen as a mark of respect that you are gone. Due to the bottlenose reference to Dolphins they come in packs so more than one is involved helping as they do when hunting, they like to play together and enjoying sex with multiple partners or orgies.

" Did you heard about Clo she's been bottlenosed to go back and get another clinical attack"

by anonymous March 30, 2025

Bottle from TPOT

oh my god I need her so bad holy my god damn man please I would shove it into her so much you couldn't recognize she had a pussy in the first place it's hard it is rock hard to the point a beaver would bite it off and use it for a dam.

Guy 1: hey, is that Bottle from TPOT?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.

by ObjectumBastard April 6, 2025

Bottle-rocket

A weapon that specializes in launching a tube or cylinder that explodes, rapidly without needing to be reloaded.

This bottle-rocket here gotta 50 foot launch and a 3 second detonation.

by mr.626 April 11, 2025

Bottlesenal

A small football club from London who bottles the league every season. They usually bottle the league from a healthy lead position in the month of March and April. Their fans are delusional and say things like “Trust the process”, “Next year is our year” and get the table printed in Christmas on their shirts only for them to eventually bottle it.
They are currently being managed by Lego Head who can only dream to be even half as good as City or Liverpool.

Commentators: And Man City win the prem after Bottlesenal bottled the premier league once again after staying on top for record number of matchdays.

Person 1: Do you know of that small club from London whose fans are delusional and bottle it every season?
Person 2: You must be talking about Bottlesenal
Person 3: I thought you were talking about Pencheater Disunited but they are not based in London though

by Salahpool April 13, 2025

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

Bottle Bite

Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,

Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)

A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed

Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot

Example: “F#%!” “Oi, you good?” "Yeah gee just copped a lil bottle bite"

by Suay Mak May 24, 2025