A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
by Mr.munt April 16, 2024
I wasn't home all day so I fed my bong a few times When I got home from picking up 2 dollar hookers.
sup with feeding the bong
sup with feeding the bong
by dickdastardly420cooldudeguylol August 27, 2010
A scrappy homemade curtain (usually tacky and flower print) that hangs over the cubby in your wall/ desk where you hide your bong.
by kavachan August 24, 2011
During sex, the one partner sucks a fart out of the others anus in the fashion of a bong commonly used for inhaling herbs
by DJC2001 February 03, 2021
I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.
by OGcandypants April 30, 2011
by luckyjerk April 20, 2016
Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)
by Moisty97 September 30, 2018