Blind Sausage

A game of skill and deception, wherein the man asks the woman to close her eyes, open her mouth and count to ten. The man now has exactly ten seconds to get balls deep in the woman's mouth. Extra points are awarded if he can discharge his wad before the ten seconds are up.

No points are awarded if the woman horks all over his knob.

I woke up and my girl was yawning, I told her to hold her breath for a ten count, I totally gave her the blind sausage, now I have to sleep on the couch for a week.

by Creeping Gibs December 10, 2009

blind spot

When a woman is wearing a skirt short enough to wear a man can see it, but has underwear on.

Guy One: Dude, I noticed earlier when driving that the sun visor's mirror was showing what was under her skirt. Did you see anything since you were in the backseat?
Guy Two: No, dammit...she was wearing a blind spot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

blinded by the light

Cumming in your eye when you're masturbating.

George felt embarrassed when his sister caught him blinded by the light.

by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007

blend

See Bell End.

An insult, as in,
"Rave on, you fucking blend!"

by Captain Blend January 16, 2003

Blender

A person who always trying to blend in with the rest of the group

Man..you peep the blenders following us to the fight..fall back blenders

by Gunner March 10, 2004

Blind Eagle

V. a sexual move that that happens when a male jumps up in the air kicking both lags out to the side in a split and touches his toes; his balls then stretch out and hit the girl sitting down in the eyes. blind eagle...

At the Banque, Onyx, who was wearing booty shorts, gave the girl getting a lap dance the blind eagle!

by tinylemons April 18, 2009