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blast

Oh man, I'm totally ready to go blast my abs right about now.
by gangstasucka187 February 3, 2010
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blasted

other word for high.
dam i am fucking blasted.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.
by xDSMILE February 17, 2010
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chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.
person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.
by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009
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double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009
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Fan Blasted

The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.
WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??
by mighty-coon April 7, 2011
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HA-blast

a ha-blast or HA-blast (if accented) is a quick flurry of H's and A's to express laughter via netmeeting. Occurs mostly while at work to limit the time the chat window is open and limiting the chance of getting busted by the boss.

Based on the concept of a single stroke blast-beat.
anon: oh man, that hurt!
me: HAHAHAHA

also can be used in place of HA's
e.g.

anon: I just got busted by the boss
me: <HA-blast>
by MeerkatBikinis April 17, 2011
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Blast Liar

A person who lies because it makes them sound cool. This person will probably be wearing mismatching clothes, chunky socks sticking out of boots, and funky glasses.
If I make up a FAKE Indi band called the "flannel hearts", and ask you if you like them, and you say "I love the Flannel Hearts!"....then you, my friend, are a BLAST LIAR.
by TNUC4L April 21, 2011
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