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Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.
Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."
by That guy that sits to your lef December 2, 2013
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Beef Jerky

Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
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Loaded Beef

It refers to a fart by someone who is a total gas bag who farts chronically every 5 minutes. It is advised to stay at a distance from the source at a 5 mile radius. The UN has recently outlawed the use of loaded beef as a weapon in war.
Come to Taco Bell for a Loaded Beef Burrito for only 89 cents!
by George the Hamster man October 30, 2013
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Beef on sight

When a confrontation is initiated based solely on visual acknowledgment alone.
"Do you remember the pacquiao and mayweather fight?
Ya the second they saw each other it was beef on sight!"
by anonymous March 14, 2022
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beef water

Co worker: Sup feeling better today?
Me: Yeah sorry. Seriously non stop beef water
by OGsoulskata June 30, 2016
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Aged beef

When two elderly people are arguing
Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.
by Sallen953 June 5, 2016
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